Monday, December 06, 2004

Alex ( he/she Според зависи ) в акция

Нашата мила колежка отново има срещи с 3-тия вид ( или 4-ти ? )

Alex: Hello. How may I help you?
Midget: I was wondering if you offered 1 terabyte of traffic?
Alex: We do not; however you can upgrade your plans
Midget: do you offer dildos of any sort?
Alex: Yes, very big dildos
Alex: 69.107.78.150
Midget: are you black
Midget: wow u know my ip?
Alex: Any other queries before I submit the IP to the relevant authority?
Midget: too bad router
Midget: :P
Midget: i like cheese
Alex: Nice, this is good for you
Midget: have a nice day!
Midget: but before i must go
Midget: i ask one more thing of you
Alex: Go ahead
Midget: why is that ip that u said was mine not actually mine?
Alex: Midget: wow u know my ip?
Midget: do you not think i am of the 1337 community?
Alex: I do not care
Alex: Do you have any questions related to our services ?
Midget: yeah
Midget: are they freakin awesome?
Alex: Yes they are
Midget: come on im tryin to bring some light to your day..dont u get bored sitting there all day waiting for questions?
Alex: Yes, I appreciate it; I was really bored
Midget: then why were you being mean to me
Midget: you said you were going to report me?
Alex: I have not changed my mind yet: )
Midget: but you appreciate it
Midget: but u will report me :(
Alex: If you stop wasting my time NOW I will not
Midget: ok one last question one final...
Alex: Final.
Midget: who are the proper authorities
Midget: just...they intrigue me
Alex: Some bad guys who really know the laws
Alex: Bye now
Midget: oh ok...have a good one alex love ya
Alex: Bye